( More Tales of the Abyss Spoilers )

OH I SEE YOU HAVE HAIR. YOU KNOW MASTER VAN HAS HAIR TOO, AND HE'S SO COOL. AND YOU'RE EATING! MASTER VAN EATS FOOD TOO, AND HE'S SO COOL. GUESS WHAT? MASTER VAN BREATHES AIR. I BREATHE AIR TOO. SOMEDAY I'LL BREATHE AIR JUST LIKE MASTER VAN ( Read more... )

I really think that Luke would drop his pants and take a dump on the 7th Fonstone/score/whatever while hooting like an owl if Van asked him to.

( First Impressions )

Thanks to sources I shall not name, I have and am about to start playing Tales of the Abyss at last! I kind of think I like the Prissy-looking Archer Girl so far just judging by character design, but who knows? All I know is that the opening was fucking epic when Red-haired Protagonist clashed with Red-haired Antagonist and all blew up a building ( Read more... )